Hair, a journey pt.1

Take:

Coconut oil
Egg - (white, yolk or both)
Olive Oil
Honey

Mix it all together
Slather in the hair
Now, wait
Or, sit under a dryer
Or, let stay on hair overnight
For 30 min to 12 hours
Whichever

Will it have cooked once it's done baking?
Will it smell like the best meal?

Will I have healthier hair when I'm done?