A story about work

Him: The thing happens in 5 days. Get it. 5. Days. write it down.

Us: got it.

Him: write it down. 5. Days.

Us: yep. oh, wait - those 5 days. Business days or any consecutive range? What about on the 6th day? Less than 5? Hello?

Him:

Us, after finding out the thing happened in 4 days not 5: hey, this thing happened in 4 days. Not 5.

Him: oh. I got the terminology wrong. I didn’t mean 5, i meant 5-ish.

Us: